Special Delivery

I yell into the house "we got another one". My wife looks at me in a a state of confusion, "this is the tenth one this week" she proclaims. "I know, what should we do with them" i respond. After a moment of thinking, my wife and I look each other dead in the eyes and say in unison " Black market organ trade!!!!" We begin lining up the bodies in the basement for easy access later. We then run upstairs and begin to dial the number of my old Russian mob boss. When he answers the phone we are so excited to tel him our idea that we can barely speak. Eventually we tell him the full story and he enthusiastically that he can set us up selling our newfound organs.

I would choose to live in a library for the rest of my life. I would want to live in a library because there would be enough books to keep me entertained for the rest of my life. Most libraries have computers so even if I did not want to read, i could use those instead. Many libraries have couches or chairs so a sleeping are would not necessarily be a problem. Libraries are also peaceful and quiet so I would never be bothered by loud or obnoxious people.

Mandatory Book

If I were to make one book required reading for every person on the planet, I would choose "The Catcher In The Rye". I would not choose this book because I like it, on the contrary, I hated it very much. I would choose it because, love it or hate it, everyone I know who has read it seems to have a fairly strong opinion on it and I would like to hear some from different cultural perspectives. If everyone were to read this book, I would hope the world would change due to people learning lessons such as one should not be a presumptuous jerk, or that thinking that oneself is better than other people is not an excuse to do whatever you want.

If I were to choose three superpowers to fight crime with, I would choose the ability to raise the dead, teleportation, and telekinesis. I would be able to teleport so I could arrive at and stop any in the world in the blink of an eye. I would have telekinesis so I could stop someone by throwing them against a wall, create a shield out of random objects, and lift myself up to gain the power of flight. Lastly, I would have the ability to raise the dead so I could create an army of crime fighting undead to have at my disposal. I would also be able to resurrect anyone who may have died in a crime that I was  unable to prevent.

If I were to design my own private island, I would include the following. I would build a very large house with as many game consoles, computers, and 4k TVs as it would hold. I would have my own ice cream shop along with my own candy store. The would be a swimming pool with an attached hot tub. I would furnish the house the best furniture i could buy along with posters and collectables from movies and video games. I would have my own private library with as many books as I could read. Given the resources, i would also put dinosaurs on the island so i could have my very own jurassic park.

If I were to choose a personal assistant for a week, I would choose Leonardo Da Vinci. I would have him teach me as much as he could in the time I had him. I would learn about his studies in engineering, art, niology, and soforth. I would also have him deciferhis notebooks for me so I could continue to learn from him and his work even after he was gone. I would also ask him questions about what it was like to grow up during the ren ai ssance. During my time with Da Vinci. I would use him not as a sevabt, but as a teacher. I would hope to be able to learn anything and everything about his work while and after he was with me.

If I were to design a magical smartphone, these are the apps I would include. The phone would be able to shoot fire and lightening. I would have apps to turn me invisible and to conjure weapons. The phone would also be able to summon creatures from other dimensions or plains of existence. It would enable me to teleport and interdimensionally  travel. I would basically include an app for as many spells that I could think of that are present in D&D, Skyrim, Magic The Gathering, and so-forth.